Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song.
They haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along.
No, don’t sing along!
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowyyyyy!
And Rachel and Chandler, (…….) …glander!”
Happy holidays, everybody!
(via isomorphic)
Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?
(via transponsters)
